Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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