Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm at about main and main street
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Sext me about skeletons
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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