So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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