dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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