i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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