The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
