So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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