ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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