never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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