That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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