I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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