All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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