I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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