god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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