my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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