I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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