found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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