this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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