When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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