If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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