I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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