Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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