no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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