Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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