i don't like sucking hair
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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