Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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