I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.