Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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