get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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