I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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