And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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