it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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