Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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