she was so not down for the gang bang
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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