She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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