So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it's great music for shaving your balls
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
