i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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