He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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