dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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