Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had to cum in my sink.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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