Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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