worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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