3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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