doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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