U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have fence marks all over my body
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