The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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