Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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