I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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