just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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