There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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