well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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