at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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