I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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