we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Come share oat with me in your robe
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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