I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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