Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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