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There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
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