...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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