Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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