Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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