So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
