its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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