i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
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This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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