is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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