Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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